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[This is Charming's best serious face]

Hello – you have reached the Forge of James, king of the Enchanted Forest –

[And then there's one petite looking girl. With blue birds.]

You can call him Charming.

[She is glared at]

No, you cannot. If there is anything you require, please state it here and I will contact you post haste.

[And then a wave from the wife]

You can send us food as a thank you.

[The most scolding of tones]

Snow, they will think we are poor – you need not send us any- [the feed is cut]